Fair Warning!

I wonder how many years it would be before the average person has had sex on every possible calendar date?

Don’t you hate it when you’re in the movie theater and someone’s cell phone rings? And doesn’t it suck when there is a baby in the theater crying and babbling and whining the whole time? And isn’t annoying when teenagers talk and giggle through the entire movie? Well, I’m here to tell you that it does. I’m also here to inform you that when all three happen during the same movie, certain people, and I’m not naming names here, have an increased likelihood of gouging Someone’s eyes out and that Someone just might be the cell phone user, the baby and/or any teenager. Fair warning!