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Gospel of Jack 12:12:02

For the record, Derek and Drew look just like they do on television, and Amazing Race ROCKS!

Quotes Galore
Today was abundant with outrageous quotes, many of which are not suitable for print. I’m not afraid of repercussions per se, especially since I almost never identify the speakers, but I am leery of misinterpretation. My firm’s holiday party is tonight, so I think everyone is in jovial spirits and gearing up early for the party. So, here’s two so far:

Gospel of Jack:
Him: I love European milk.
Me: Why?
Him: It’s milk from a-broad!

Him to Me Regarding a Woman He Doesn’t Like: “I know! Why don’t you come in topless and beat her to death with your breasts?!”

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