Because I’m old, my back is killing me. So I got these new walking shoes and now my ankles hurt. Just kill me now before I start wearing things like these.
Favorite Only in New York Conversation of the Day:
Me: Are you interested in a free visit to a chiropractor?
Him: Are you kidding me?! Unless it’s with a 6′ 2″ Japanese woman with huge tits, then NO!
Me: Come on, a 6′ 2″ Japanese woman?
Him: Good, you see my point!