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Mar 18, 2003

I lost 10 pounds assembling this computer armoire (scroll down a few pictures to see it) and it’s beautiful! “Some assembly required” my ass. I should be getting the $0.05 an hour they paid that little 5 year old China girl because that bitch didn’t do shit.

I can’t even tell you how amazing it is that I did it alone. I could have killed myself or Paquita. I kept telling myself, “Just wait till someone comes over to help. Don’t do this alone.” But I’m never one to wait on anything I want…you know, like Veruca from Willy Wonka. Anyway, it looks fantastic and is functional to boot. I still have a few things to screw, but my hands look like I’ve been working the chain gain with Dad all day…swollen, red, knicked and scraped…very feminine.

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