>Fashion Victim.

>I’m going to the celebration of the grand opening of the newest H&M store hosted by Phillip Bloch, Patricia Field (Sex & the City stylist) & Robert Verdi (Surprise by Design and E!’s new host of Fashion Police).

The invite says, “Enjoy cocktails and hors d’oeuvres while previewing looks created by our co-hosts.” Plus we get 20% off purhcases and a percentage of the evening sales will benefit Gen Art. After couple of cocktails and a gander at all the models, I have a hunch I will be feeling mighty generous.

I’m no slave to fashion. I’m a simple lines, traditional colors kind of gal. After living in New York City for four years, I’ve tried to be a bit more fashion forward, especially when I’m out on the town. I’ve failed miserably. I’m just too conservative and unsure when it comes to taking a chance. I’ve often said that my one indulgance when I become rich is investing in a stylist. Who knows, tonight may be my lucky night and I’ll be adopted as a charity case.

Of course, I half expect to be blocked at the door even though I RSVPd by phone and email.

—Kambri

VIP unless my name isn’t on the list.