Gospel of Jack 9:19

On the way back from lunch while passing an diners eating al fresco, “Jack” says loud enough for the guilty: “I love watching fat people eat. It’s so fun!”

Just when I thought this was my quote for the day…he gives me another one. Rounding a very busy street corner, Jack nearly collides with an old, tiny and frail (and I’m talking really old, tiny and frail) blind woman shaking her coffee cup full of change. He shouts, “Hey lady! You’re blocking the whole sidewalk! Get outta da way!”