>I am a Rousing Success

>Because as of this very minute, my goal was to make my dad most popular deaf inmate in the history of attempted murderers in Cell Block 9 of the Estelle Unit of the Huntsville Texas State Penitentiary by getting him a personalized autographed photo of the cover of the 2006 Penthouse Pet of the Year issue at the very party at which she was annointed the best of all pets for the year of our Lord Two Thousand and Six.

And I did it.

—Kambri
That dude owes me.