>Guess where I was Saturday:
(A) In a Ghost Hole.
(B) Watching the Mahoney Valley Scrappers lose in the botton of the 9th against the Brooklyn Cyclones.
(C) Riding a Zipper.
(D) At a Parade of Mermaids.
(E) Making out with a stuffed monkey.
(F) Firing a rifle at a drawing of Saddam Hussein.
(G) All of the above.
If you guessed E, you win!
But the real answer is (G). Coney Island rules!