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>My Life is Like Porn

>I’ve been chatting via email with an old* high school friend and I realized that the intimate story of my life is analogous to the progression of porn in our society. In small doses, it doesn’t seem so farfetched; it is, perhaps, interesting and mysterious; sexy, even. But hear it all at once and you find yourself suddenly exlaiming, “Hey, who said I was into man on man on woman on tranny group sex whilst** peeing on small farm animals? This whole thing started out as a Marilyn Monroe Playboy spread!!!”

**Would you really say “whilst” whilst exlaiming about peeing on small farm animals? But, I digress.

Kambri
* Hey, jerkface, don’t judge me by a number! And I did my asterisks out of order, so hmmph!

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