>Profiler

>Christian & I were profiled by The Observer in the Love Beat section by the lovely Ms. Daisy Carrington. With a name like that, she should live on an episode of Dynasty! But if we all followed our name calling, Christian would be God-fearing and I’d be a porn star.

To be fair, I’d change my moniker to Kumbri Screws, Panther Boar’s Head if you follow the formula of first pet + first street name. For anyone related to Finny, please note the spelling. I prefer my Kum with a K, thanks.

Read about our love fest here or pick up a hard copy of The Observer from your local NYC newstand through next Tuesday night.

—Kambri
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