Side Obsession

Seriously, I want to know, what doesn’t taste better with either a dash of lemon juice or washed down with chocolate milk?

Gospel of Jack 1:14
Regarding His Under-watered, Hence Droopy, Plant:
It looks like my di*k when I see my wife naked.

Good christ. I’m never getting married.

So this guy, late 40’s to early 50’s, also known as my Key Demographic, was slightly hitting on me the other night. It was all in good taste and harmless really, and then he learned I was taken.

Key Demographic: Oh, you have a boyfriend? I’m glad I found out before I wasted any more of my time.

Asshole.