>Stand Clear!

>For the first time in about six months I’m going to cook. It’s not that I can’t cook, but with my lifestyle — single, busy & wildly popular…um, yeah, anyway — I’m just not home enough to buy groceries and go through all that effort…especially the clean up.

I didn’t work on Monday, so Paquita and I found ourselves in the local market picking up food items while I was starving. Needless to say, I ended up with $37 of random snacks…olives, hummus, celery, lemons, bacon and a meatloaf.

So, tonight I’m going to bake it. The meatloaf, that is. Turns out I have nothing to cook it in, don’t have ketchup or brown sugar or crackers, no vegetables to serve with it, no onions or spices. This damn thing is costing me a fortune!

It better be the most mouth watering meatloaf I’ve ever tasted! And Christian had better do the clean up!

—Kambri

I’m already regretting this.