>I Am So Brave to Poop on Myself

>During a preview for a Dateline item about conjoined infant twins, the voice over guy said, “…two brave baby girls…” Can one-year-olds, no matter what their predicament, be “brave”? I think the words “brave”, “miracle” and “hero” are vastly over- and mis-used. —KambriI’m so brave I don’t even wipe!

>This Just In!

>Welcome to the Sob Stories line up: Janine Ditullio & Demetri Martin both writers for Late Night with Conan O’Brien. Ballyhoo Promotions managed to get the show listed on several NYC webzines and a cute little star next to the show listing in Time Out New York. ROCK! OH, and since you’ll be too busy … More >This Just In!

>Bliss

>I hope Christian won’t mind, but I’m so madly in love with Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind right now. I haven’t stopped thinking about it. I keep replaying all our moments together and long for the time when we can be together again. Amazing. I’d tell you to go see it, but I don’t … More >Bliss

>Tuesday, April 6, 2004

>PSNBC Presents Sob Storieswith host Christian FinneganThe Marquee356 Bowery(btwn Great Jones & E. 4th St.)8:00 PMOnly $5.00 – NO drink minimum! PSNBC, network television’s only performance and development lab, presents Sob Stories, an evening of epic tales of trauma and personal triumph presented by some of New York’s brightest comic minds. This month’s theme: Soul … More >Tuesday, April 6, 2004

>Shhh, Don’t Tell Christian . . . . . . but I baked a chocolate on yellow birthday cake decorated with red sprinkles and peppermint shavings: Click here for last year’s cake which was white on white decorated with multi-flavored Nerds. Yes, attentive reader, that does make TWO cakes I’ve baked in one year. It … More