>Sweet Paprika at The Village Lantern 167 Bleecker Street @ Sullivan 8:30pm – $5.00 Come see the show picked as one of the top ten standouts by Backstage! Allison Castillo & Ophira Eisenberg host comics Irene Bremis (Hysteria), Liam McEneaney (Comedy Central’s Premium Blend) Christian Finnegan (VH1’s Best Week Ever) and Debbie Shea (Eating It). … More >Tonight, Tonight, Tonniggghhtt

>Letters from my Jailed Deaf Dad are getting more demanding. They are filled with request after request after request. Look up this, send me that, I want more. Here’s his latest request: “I send you Trust Fund deposit slips if you can afford to give me some money (I will pay you back)! I’m hungry … More >I scream, you scream, we all scream for ICE CREAM!

>In the kitchen this morning, I joked around with some random office dude whose name I do not know. He asked what the chocolately crumb cake thingy was and after a little banter back and forth I said, “Duh! Don’t you know what a chocolate cum strip is?” Wellity, after a moment or three of … More >Oopsy

>Sunday I hung around a kid who turns three years old today. His name was Ben and he was desperately trying to coax the adults into playing various games with him. At one point Ben donned a Spiderman outfit. That nearly sold me but I remained strong and resisted the urge to fly a plastic … More >Random Superhero Weakness

>First, Christian was awesome. But, wow, what an anxiety-filled couple of days. My heart couldn’t take it! I was speaking with the other comic’s wife and asked her how she felt before he went up. “I wanted to vomit,” she said without hesitation. Precisely the words I used earlier. So I knew that the stress … More >Thank God it’s Over.

>Men, I’m on to your little racket. I know you’re not being chivalrous when you let women exit the elevator first. You’re just getting a free gander at their ass. Um, what else? I have the biggest butterflies in my stomach for Christian’s show tomorrow night. All 330 tickets have been accounted for since last … More >Random Entry

>FRIDAY, AUGUST 6TH Sweet Paprika at The Village Lantern 167 Bleecker St @Sullivan 8:30pm – $5.00 Join hosts Allison Castillo (Winner of ECNY’s Best Female Comedian award) & Ophira Eisenberg (PSNBC, Best Week Ever) as they host featured comics: Lizz Winstead (creator of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart), Rena Zager (NBC’s Late Friday), Von … More >Cheeeeeap Comedy Night

>Complimentary tickets are available to SQUEEZE BOX — written and performed by Ann Randolph, directed by Alan Bailey and produced by Anne Bancroft. The following performances are available: Tuesday, August 3 – 8 pm Wednesday, August 4 – 8 pm Please RSVP to me by Tuesday, August 3 at 11:00 AM. SQUEEZE BOX is a … More >Free tickets to Squeeze Box

>Go see Ophira Eisenberg in her highlyacclaimed one-woman show HINDSIGHT! SPANK! The Upright Citizens Brigade Theater 307 W. 26th St. 9:30 PM – $5 Call 212-366-9176 for reservations or click here. Visit http://www.ballyhoopromotions.net for updates and other events. —Kambri Look at her client page: http://www.ballyhoopromotions.net/ophiraeisenberg.htm