>What the ?!?!?!

>No, seriously, what the ?!*#_@(#()!*@#)( Thirteen men in wheelchairs; handicapped women hunters working with mops; gay, handicapped “bears” currently prowling the planet; and this quote “Bears don’t belong out in the wild,” Payton says. “They belong dead or dancing on balls at the circus.” —Kambri

>I sent my mom home this morning, so it’s back to a regular schedule again. I’ll miss her, but I won’t miss how exhausted I was am. Some of the unique experiences she had include: — Watching the red carpet arrivals for Christmas with the Kranks which premiered outside my door at Radio City Music … More

>Beavers Make Dam Out of Stolen Money. Since Friday, the weather has been splendid for my mom’s visit. We spent much of yesterday at Carl Schurz Park viewing the sign language scultures of Dorothy Frankel, watching Paquita anxiously watch the dogs in the small dog run (she was so nervous, she drooled and vomited!), and … More

>Yesterday was quite possibly the worst weather day a tourist could ask for. My mom was a trooper, though, and lingered outside the Today Show for an hour hoping to be caught on camera. She wasn’t. She wandered through St. Patrick’s Cathedral and Rockefeller Center before calling to see if there was a place she … More

>Set Your Tivo

>Christian Finnegan appears on McEnroe airing tonight at 10:00 PM EST on CNBC. He does a few minutes of stand up then chats with John during which he managed to get a plug in for his upcoming 1-800-Flowers gig and Best Week Ever. Speaking of the latter, check out these bloopers from the show. Book … More >Set Your Tivo

>One thing I forgot to mention from the weekend is that Allison Castillo was prominently featured in the last episode of VH1’s Best Week Ever which will re-run till Thursday. Catch it while you can! —Kambri

>Friday night, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart correspondent Ed Helms appeared in Sweet Paprika which, incidentally, got a Gawker plug and also got a nice write up. Read the full review here. Sadly, I missed the show as I was with Christian Finnegan, Dennis Haskins (Mr. Belding, to you), Nick from the Apprentice and … More

>Concessions

>My friend Adam Felber, who gets paid to be brilliant, penned this, his “concession speech”. Please do read the whole thing as it is a funny and humbling piece, but here is an excerpt that says so much better what I was trying to say when I typed this: “They benefit from our tax dollars … More >Concessions