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Coupla Things:

September 30, 2003

Pet Peeve Ladies, if you’re gonna walk around with erect nipples in a bra thin enough to display your wares (articles of commerce), please make sure your nipples are facing forward. I, like most people, prefer things in proper alignment. Thanks. Strange Bodily Thingy I have a zit inside my nostril. Is this even possible … More Coupla Things:

Where O’ Where Did September Go?

September 29, 2003

This month has been the strangest. Simultaneously full of disappointing let-downs and stagnant non-creativity, I’ve been productive and lazy and frustrated and motivated. I’ve repaired certain things in my apartment while letting my tub still be persistently clogged. I gave up on a September Tex in the City event while fostering others. I’ve lost interest … More Where O’ Where Did September Go?

I’ve Been Robbed!

September 26, 2003

So I came up with clever idea to do a live reading of a relatively new and up and coming comedy magazine including multi-media visuals and such. The idea was so great, they’re going to do it! Yeah! Without me. Boo! Yep, they took my idea and ran with it. Literally. Now, forseeably, we (Tex … More I’ve Been Robbed!

Gospel of Jack 9:24

September 24, 2003

Mike: He’s your typical smart, arrogant, smug guy. Jack: I can’t stand people like that. I mean really, they think they know everything, they’re high maintenance; I’m glad I don’t know anyone like that. Jack: Harvey is the luckiest man alive. His wife got kicked by a horse and died.

9.23.2003

September 23, 2003

I enjoyed a free $50 lunch of herb encrusted skate, greens and water seated next to the former Duchess of York. To Jack, apparently, I am worth as much as ex-royalty. I actually complained during lunch that despite the prime locale of the Sea Grill, it is surprisingly lacking “movers” and “shakers”. Ms. Ferguson, quite … More 9.23.2003

9.20.2003

September 20, 2003

Life is pleasantly uneventful which means I have nothing funny or interesting to say. Off to see Lost in Translation in Times Square. I hate that theater, but it’s close and is playing the movie which is in limited run. Hopefully its remarkably stellar Metacritic score will prove true unlike the overrated American Splendor. But, … More 9.20.2003

Buddy When You’re Messing with Queens, You’re Messing With Me!

September 18, 2003

Walking to the subway Tuesday night, I nearly lost it. I witnessed a young girl throw a full can of soda on the ground as though my world is her trash can. An empty can is bad enough, but she threw this completely full can down with force and caused a huge spray of liquid … More Buddy When You’re Messing with Queens, You’re Messing With Me!