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>Till Death Do Us Part or I Tug One Out Thinking of Someone Else, Which Ever Comes Sooner.

September 4, 2003

>Seneca and Chris were married today on Today. It was so very sweet. Chris was visibly choked up when he vowed to wait at least three days into the Fiji honeymoon before checking out other women in bikinis. He even vowed to his “true love” to wait a full week until after the honeymoon before … More >Till Death Do Us Part or I Tug One Out Thinking of Someone Else, Which Ever Comes Sooner.

>From Sagawatha to Tincanatha, a Tale of Two Dwellings – an Illustrated (With Partially Nude Male Bum) Drama

September 2, 2003

>I kept telling everyone I was going to Sagawatha, CT. Turns out I was in lovely Fairfield, CT, and Sagawatha was the name of the host’s home. The home has a name. Excuse me, the huge, gorgeous summer home which literally has a sandy beach and the Atlantic Ocean as its backyard has a name. … More >From Sagawatha to Tincanatha, a Tale of Two Dwellings – an Illustrated (With Partially Nude Male Bum) Drama

September 1, 2003

>Yesterday in Astoria Park playing frisbee with Zach, Chris, Eric and Nathan had given shape to what should have been a great holiday weekend. Overnight, clouds and rain came and pissed all that goodness away. I still ventured to Grand Central Terminal, boarded a train for Connecticut and hoped that somehow it would get brighter, … More

8.31.2003

August 31, 2003

Tonight I went to see American Splendor. There were some terrific performances by some fine actors, but I just don’t get how it scored a 92 on Metacritic. Harvey Pekar’s comic book is basically a blog, only illustrated and stapled in the middle. On the way to the theater, we saw a dead homeless guy. … More 8.31.2003

VMA Update

August 29, 2003

So, I didn’t stick around for the VMAs. (I did, however, take some photos of the carousel and stuff.) After dodging and darting through an ocean of teeny bopper boys and girls all set to go to college this year on Daddy’s dime, I realized I have no clue who most of the nominees are … More VMA Update

8.28.2003

August 28, 2003

I finally bought a set of dishes. That’s right, you read it here first. After six months of living with one dish that in its former life served as a candle holder, I am the proud owner of a set of simple, dark red dishes. And a shower curtain. I own a shower curtain now. … More 8.28.2003

VMAs

August 27, 2003

Sean Paul was rehearsing for MTV’s VMA’s all day yesterday. The song was great the first time, fun the second time and really fu*king nauseating the third, fourth and fifth times. This giant carousel is right outside my boss’s window. MTV’s Moonman sits atop and giant paper mache heads of different musical stars (Madonna, Britney … More VMAs

8.25.2003

August 25, 2003

I scored more free Yankees tickets . . . this time versus Baltimore. I rang up my best boy (pictured far right — click for a big pic) and asked him to join me for a last minute adventure to the Bronx. Lucky for me he said yes, and off we were on the 4/5 … More 8.25.2003

Luaus Are Fun

August 25, 2003

Luaus are fun. Grass skirts itch the hell out of sunburnt skin, but luaus are fun. Once again, Sheila’s amazing rooftop served as the location and David Bowie and Iman still didn’t come over to join the fun…they just gazed at us longingly…their pretty, rich noses pressed hard against the glass. Losers. I spent today … More Luaus Are Fun

8.23.2003

August 23, 2003

Part of what makes a person mature, the thing that makes them worth knowing, is their ability to admit their mistakes. To say, “Yes, I was wrong. You are right,” is a horse-sized pill to swallow. I want to know people with the capability of swallowing it all, without question, every last drop of their … More 8.23.2003