Okay, so maybe it is not I who is Very Important, but I was with a Premium Blend alumnus which allowed me V.I.P. access to Comedy Central’s taping of the next season of P.B. The host was D.L. (Peeeee) Hughley. (get it, peee-hughley?) A bad, bad choice in hosts. He speaks as though his cheeks … More I am a V.I.P.
One year ago (August 6, 2002, to be exact), I completed the legal research and documentation to apply for a trademark with the United States Patent and Trademark Office for the Tex in the City logo. On August 5, 2003, the registration request went unopposed (thank you, HBO and the great State of Texas, et … More My paralegal degree was not for naught!
If you are easily repulsed or offended by half naked muscular figures, do not – I repeat – DO NOT click here! (You readers who are supposed to be working right now, it’s safe to open). Last night I sat reeeeeaaaaaaaallllllllllyyyyy close (I could have licked the third base umpire on the face if I … More 8.7.2003
>I thought for sure it would be one of those days. It started off miserably with the most humid air clinging to every strand of hair. I had an afro before I’d made it to the end of my block, the subway went express unexpectedly beginning with my stop and the next stop was Times … More >Sucky, Sucky Monday
>So, we’ve gotten lots of RSVPs for our upcoming party including some true VIPs. It’s hard to believe we’ve only been in business for little over a year and we’ve already had such great success, big and small. People are choosing to come to OUR party. Yeah, that same party that Liz Smith wrote about … More
>I’ll skip the details and say I that some years ago I was present when a child was born unto this earth. I just received an email which included an update on his life. I saw him come out of a vagina and fill his lungs with his first breath and now he is now … More >My Gawd
The media produces such elaborate “specials” upon the death of a Hollywood Legend, it makes me wonder if they plan these things in advance. It would be prudent; because, even in Hollywood, no one lives forever. Sadly, not even Katherine Hepburne. My only question is, what age is the threshold for entering the Editorial Death … More News Flash: Botox Doesn’t Curb Death!
Have you ever looked so long and deep into someone that you felt like your thoughts were in synch? That you both were feeling and thinking, “This is it. This is who you are and I am me and together this is us and this is it. This is who we are and what we’ll … More Hey, Quick Question.
The writers of Sex and the City had better stop stalking me and my friends this instant! It was I that was in jury duty. It was I that had too much time to think about my relationship. Two weeks ago it was Greg who just wasn’t into Sam. It was I who declared her … More Consider this a warning!
Ah, much better! ***Update: New and final after photos added to the above link on Friday, July 25, 2003.
Kambri Crews 