>Some of you know that Larry Bird, my parakeet who barks like a dog (Paquita, specifically) and does a fierce catcall, is institutionlized. Much like “Brooks” in The Shawshank Redemption, Larry just can’t cope with life on the outside. Then he met Dinah, a pure white little girl with no fear who paces frantically in … More >Animal Kingdom
>This last weekend we enjoyed the park immensely; Forgetting Sarah Marshall not so much. For each thing we liked about it, there were two things we didn’t. It was a mess and I was bummed. But the park was perfect. Sunshine and quiet and loads of space to ourselves followed by dinner at Bistro 33. … More >Monday, Monday, Monday!
>We’re treating Paquita to a much needed walk in the park. She has serious Spring Fever! Right now she’s sleeping and doesn’t know her wig is about to be blown back by three little words” “Are you ready?” She goes batsh*t crazy when she hears that question. Or when she sees my flip flops or … More >A Walk in the Park
>The incident from last February went to court. BY BARBARA ROSS DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER Thursday, April 17th 2008, 4:00 AM MADtv comic Aries Spears admitted “high-fiving” a woman’s breast at a Manhattan nightclub – but will stay out of jail if he keeps his hands to himself for the next year. Spears, 32, pleaded … More >No jail time for MADtv boob
>I’m so excited about tonight’s “Night of Too Many Stars” that I’ve already gotten dressed. I feel like I did when I was 14 and going to my 9th Grade Banquet except this time I won’t be huffing rush or smoking weed in the back of a van with my friend Kenny beforehand. Christian is … More >We Interrupt this Sunday Afternoon
>Sunday I’ll be going to the Night of Too Many Stars show and the swanky, all star after party. Christian will miss the fun because…….he was just cast for a bit part (under five, I think) opposite of Candace Bergen in a major motion picture! Yay for him! Also, he’s hard at work on a … More
>Political punchlines —Kambri
>Tune in to MSNBC tonight from 8:00 – 9:00 PM EST to see my husband, Christian Finnegan, on Countdown with Keith Olbermann. Topic is campaign related but humorous, of course. —Kambri
>Discount offers and other stuff are all available in the Latest Ballyhoo! —Kambri
>So Thursday night I read an old piece instead of part four of My Asshole Brother series because the place was packed with people who were at the Family Hour show for the first time. I didn’t want to confuse or alarm them so pulled out a trusty piece about introducing Christian to My Jailed … More >The Best Laid Plans
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