First stop: Nathan’s for the 2005 Nathan’s Famous July Fourth International Hot Dog Eating Contest where American, Sonya Thomas, set a new (American) record by eating 37 hot dogs and buns in twelve minutes. Despite her record setting efforts, she still only managed second place as four-time world champion Takeru Kobayashi of Japan managed to … More How I Spent My Summer Vacation – July 4th Edition
Holy moly, did I see the best baseball game ever yesterday! Unbelievable! Guest of my friend Liam, I hopped on the 7 and prayed for sunshine. Thunder & lightening seemed to want to spoil our fun, but eventually the rain let up and the game started an hour and a half later than scheduled. The … More Next Year Actually IS Now! The NY Mets Rule!
The offending commentor called this morning to apologize. She ran our conversation by a few people (wha?) and they agreed — her statements are disrespectful to me, my work and accomplishments. I made sure to remind her that everyone, not just [Redacted], has obstacles on their path to success. Identify yours and get over them … More Apology Accepted
“[Redacted] has to work so hard for everything. Kambri is just so lucky. Things just fall into her lap.” I had a great lunch at Time Out New York today as part of the Independent Magazine Advisory Group (IMAG). Meetings like that always make my brain go into overdrive at all the possibilities that might … More The Most Offensive Thing Said to Me:
Before New York and before Cincinnati, I was living in Columbus, Ohio with not much to do other than drink and eat and sleep and work. What a dull town for a post-college age woman with no interest in children or marriage. Needless to say, I found myself drinking, eating, sleeping and working too much. … More Just Say Yes: An Ode to My Grandma
Valentine’s Schmalentines! Sob Stories revels in the muck of love: broken hearts, creepy one-night stands, hookups and breakups. These comics have been around the block, and are here to kiss and tell! Join host Christian Finnegan and featured guests Jonathan Ames (author, Wake Up, Sir!), Andy Selsberg (The Onion), Rena Zager (NBC’s Late Friday) & … More Plugs and Stuff
My pal Mike Wolf passed away very suddenly last night. My heart goes out to his family and dear friends for the loss of such an amazingly enthusiastic, passionate, fun and funny man. I simply am too shocked to really come up with a fun story about a few of the good times we had … More Mike Wolf & Father Jack
It was pretty obvious to me that this whole living together hasn’t sunk in yet when I typed yesterday’s entry. I didn’t even notice that I hadn’t included him till I looked at my site later. “Oops, I should add ‘Christian and’ in the beginning of that sentence.” Correction made, changes uploaded. Hours later I … More Whine-o
Christian and I will see this every night. —Kambri Isn’t it lovely?
Catch Ophira Eisenberg on Comedy Central this Friday when her Premium Blend episode premieres at 10:00 PM EST. This press release about the 1-800-Flowers campaign and Thoughtless Male Survival Guide just hit the wires. Life Inside My New Apartment Much time is spent daydreaming and discussing what colors, furniture, rugs, curtains to keep, get rid … More Life Outside of My New Apartment
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