If this Salon.com article is true, then woah! UPDATE: Here’s the video. Strange. There’s Always One. Today I am participating in Lee’s National Denim Day benefiting the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation. Yesterday my friend and everyone in her office received an email telling them they could participate (i.e., wear jeans to work today) if they … More The Milli Vanilli Incident
Back in New York and am happy to be home. I went to the final taping of The Late, Late Show with Craig Kilborn. Christian’s friend, Chris Deluca, is a writer for the show and did a bit in the beginning where he choked on pastry and Craig gave him the heimlich. Then Will Ferrell, … More Home, Sweet Home
No, it wasn’t nearly getting banged by a 5’3″ Asian. Good guess, but WRONG! I was chatting with Sob Stories alum Doug Benson of the Marijuanalogues last night and suddenly felt like a complete square. This guy does a show about the glories of weed: smoking and eating and paranoia and so on and so … More High Point of Monday Night
I forgot to send my imprisoned dad a card this year, and I feel kind of bad about it. But, in my defense, they don’t really make cards that say, “I love you. That doesn’t mean I’m going to impersonate an attorney while illegally taping phone conversations in an effort to gather evidence for your … More “One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters.” — English Proverb
First, happy birthday to Bob. Long time, no see. My dad’s birthday fast approaches. Let me tell you, there simply are not enough cards for fathers in jail. I settled on one that said something about how a dad’s love means so much to little girls and big girls, too. That seemed innocuous enough. I … More Birthday Wishes and Caviar Dreams
We’re still celebrating. Look, we’re under a horseshoe. This should bode well, yes? How does that lucky charm work? I don’t think it follows the people, after all I got drug by a cab a few hours after this photo was taken. I digress. So tonight you should join us for Sweet Paprika at the … More Happy Second Day of the New Year!
We had a great dinner at Mexican Radio — a bit overpriced, but “that’s SoHo for you” — then an even better time at a party in a very lovely Midtown apartment. I didn’t have to worry about a hangover, but even at this age, I still always worry about all the stupid things I … More Happy New Year’s Day!
Yesterday I received the first note from my incarcerated father since last May. He’s been busy, I guess. It was a Hallmark Christmas card. The front read, “God made all the nights and days and all the world to sing His praise.” The inside read, “The very sweetest song on earth once brought the news … More Holiday Greetings
Christian successfully “made” Watergate Salad and brought it over proudly in a borrowed bowl. I immediately took a big bite and found it to be perfectly delicious. “Good,” he said, “because I wasn’t sure if I was supposed to melt down the marshmallows or, you know, smush them…” What a cutie . . . in … More Happy Thanksgiving – Part Trois!
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