Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2003
> —Kambri “Belle” for a day, (insert bitter sarcasm here) but a memory to last a lifetime!
Category: Family & Life
Tempting Fate
November 26, 2003
Tonight’s the night. I’m gonna pretend to like children and know how to waltz as I play “Belle” to a bunch of little kids who actually believe in that fairy tale shit that Disney sells. I fast forwarded through the movie during my lunch break and learned that Belle’s Papa, as she calls him, was … More Tempting Fate
Holiday Spirit, Continued
November 24, 2003
Me: What should I do to make Christmas special. Something only he and I do together? Gina: Oh, I know, you could go to the neighbors and knock on their doors . . . Me:. . . and RUN! Yes! Gina: Noooo, sing Christmas carols. Me: Oh. Right. Of course. Christmas carols. —Kambri Grinchess in … More Holiday Spirit, Continued
Serene Respite
November 19, 2003
Jack did it again. He made someone so enraged they called him a “Mad Dog with AIDS”. Nice, huh? Later, the finally calmed down man emailed Jack with an “olive branch” with a link to a daily motivator. Little does this person know that sending Jack something like this only gives him more ammunition and … More Serene Respite
WWF Smackdown!
November 11, 2003
Jack and I had a big old fashioned fight today. Names were called and in the end I was right. That’s cool, because I got to walk away in a huff and slam his door loud and hard, so hard it shook Rockefeller Center. A good door slam is an argument orgasm. It’s the grand … More WWF Smackdown!
Mirror, Mirror on the Wall
November 4, 2003
I don’t get why other people can see great things in me and yet I can’t. My personality mirror must be broken. My own positive self image is a vampire to me. I can’t see the reflection despite everyone seeing its existence. What’s worse than not seeing the good in yourself? Knowing what you want, … More Mirror, Mirror on the Wall
Wee. I’m at home today! Wee!
October 23, 2003
My usual dry cleaners is closed for vacation, so I called Christian for another suggestion. That was silly. There are like 1,063 in a two block radius. I found a very clean, new-looking French cleaners directly across from Key Food. I dropped off two sweaters and two shirts and figured I’d stop in Key Food … More Wee. I’m at home today! Wee!
Jack in China
October 20, 2003
Jack’s China trip is proving exciting and worthwile for him. He called me twice over the weekend to let me know he lost his insulin pen and needed backup fast among other demands. Why he was calling me at 3:00 in the morning is beyond me. He’s at a five star hotel, the concierge gets … More Jack in China
Mid-Life Crisis
October 16, 2003
My mid-life crisis all started with a broken heel. As I’m limping along, trying to look as though I belong on 5th Avenue office on which I work, I tried to convince myself that I matter in someone’s life — someone who is not a direct link in the hierarchy of successors in the event … More Mid-Life Crisis
Jack in China
October 15, 2003
After the longest week of work, I’ve sent Jack off to China. Stay tuned to CNN for any strange international incidents involving an obnoxious American. Trust me, in nine days Jack is bound to cause some newsworthy trouble. I filled numerous prescriptions to ensure he’ll enjoy himself during his meetings with the Ministers of Defense … More Jack in China
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