Another great, funny drawing from Dad for my husband Christian’s birthday which is on April Fool’s Day. For new readers, Christian is a stand up comedian. I’m not sure why I look like a Latina. Click here for last year’s birthday card from Dad to Christian.
Wow, what an amazing night I had celebrating the launch of BURN DOWN THE GROUND: A MEMOIR. It was like a wedding! I did not have nearly enough face time with my friends but think I at least greeted and thanked them all. My mother was on CLOUD NINE with all the well wishes, kind … More Party Video & Thanks!
Y’all. Mom found my Penthouse magazine while searching my office for paper! I flew Mom up to New York City so she could attend my book launch party. Not just any book…my first book. A memoir, you know, about my whole life. And the publishing process took four years. Having a publication date is a … More I Read it for the Articles, I Swear!
A colossally badday in NYC! I was walking around in the rain, carrying two heavy bags filled paper sacks (in the rain!) that are meant for my book launch party. I was hangry, cold yet sweaty from wearing an overcoat while slogging through the sloppy streets, futilely trying to use an umbrella, but can’t go any … More NYC: If You Can Make it Here…
I’m in the March 2012 issue of @Penthouse. My father will be SO proud! #DaddyIssues
I just received a text from my mom that read: I’m RETIRED! It made me strangely weepy. My mom is the hardest working person I know. She used to build helicopters and was in a Budweiser commercial during the “For all you do, this Bud’s for you!” advertising phase. My mom helped wire a helicopter for the NYPD … More Take This Job & Shove It!
Today, I spoke to three people who didn’t have a single tooth in their heads.* After a week of staying holed up in our cabin and not seeing or speaking to a human other than my husband, Christian convinced me that I needed to venture outside. He’d been out several times and felt that my … More Through the Looking Glass
We usually head out of the country for Christmas (check out last year’s epic trip to Peru), but 2011 is a different sort of year for us. Almost one year ago we bought our first home (the “Rock House”) and just weeks after that we welcomed into our lives a rescued mutt (the “Griswold”). Since … More Christmas on the Rocks
Ah! The halcyon days of autumn at the Rock House! I want to scoop them up and smother them in a jar filled with nail polish remover to preserve them until they’re dust-covered, crumbly exoskeletons. I spent a lovely week in October partaking in the three Rs: Running, Reading and Relaxing. One evening, while watching La Vie en … More Wiping Up
Friday, I rode my new bicycle to a protest. Now I just need to grab a granola bar and stop shaving and my transformation will be complete. I WILL be the person I would have rolled eyes at. The impromptu rally I attended was in reaction to NYPD officers Moreno & Mata, aka the “Rape Cops,” being acquitted of … More How’s this for a Memorial Day weekend?
Kambri Crews 