When I’m not browsing the net for girly beard pics of Dave Navarro and sparring with Jack, I’m busy building my new company and working for my first official client. I’m five days early in delivering her new website because of her last minute trip for a very important meeting in LA. I wish her … More Hello. My Name is Kambri, and I’m a Workaholic.
In between all the wild sex and makeout sessions, Christian (aka VH1 Poster Boy) and I took advantage of some free Loews movie action over Valentine’s Day weekend. Since you asked, here’s what I think: Diane Keaton was positively luminous in Something’s Got to Give. She makes it look so easy being natural on camera. … More Let’s Hear it For the Girls!
http://www.ballyhoopromotions.net —Kambri Hire me because I’m good. Pay me because I’m broke.
> —Kambri “Belle” for a day, (insert bitter sarcasm here) but a memory to last a lifetime!
After the reading (see post below), we filtered out into the lobby where I ran into a few of Christian’s friends. As I was introducing everyone to everyone, I caught a chick pointing me out to her friend who subsequently looked me up and down in that way that women do. I caught their stares … More 11.13.2003
I got a pretty nice Wednesday evening group plan together. After drinks and dinner with Tex in the City, Keith, Ken, Nancy and I headed over to meet Heidi and see Bob Powers and Todd Levin in their reading lesson entitled How to Kick People. Do I, bearer of minuscule nads, have the audacity to … More How to Kick People!
Mystic River was okay. I hate it when I have the whole “mystery” figured out before I’ve finished eating my vat of buttery flavored topping. BUT, it was free and there were some memorable performances. Next up, Elf. Attn: Liz Smith; Re: Will Work For Free Before the movie, I dropped off an extra gift … More Lucid River
Walking to the subway Tuesday night, I nearly lost it. I witnessed a young girl throw a full can of soda on the ground as though my world is her trash can. An empty can is bad enough, but she threw this completely full can down with force and caused a huge spray of liquid … More Buddy When You’re Messing with Queens, You’re Messing With Me!
Last night’s Portable Comedy was quite possibly the best one ever. Jon Fisch stole the show. I’m going back in two weeks, so join me and Tex in the City on Friday, September 26th for another fun night of laughs and free vodka. Mention Tex in the City and get in for $5.00 rather than … More Cheap Thrills!
My feet must be made of leather. So many people were kvetching about their walk home on Thursday and the sad state of their feet. I walked four miles in 1.5 hours in four inch (motherfu*king gorgeous) heels with no problems whatsoever. Bet you want to suck my toes now, don’t ya? Thought so. Pale … More These Toots(ies) Were Made For Walkin’
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