The writers of Sex and the City had better stop stalking me and my friends this instant! It was I that was in jury duty. It was I that had too much time to think about my relationship. Two weeks ago it was Greg who just wasn’t into Sam. It was I who declared her … More Consider this a warning!
ME! Guess what I saw in today’s NY Post during the many, many hours of reading many, many newspapers and books? THIS! (Scroll down till you see a photo of the lovely former Texas Gov. Ann Richards and read the accompanying piece.) Why, yes, that is another Tex in the City reference in Ms. Smith’s … More Guess who’s on jury duty?
What a boring day. I paid off my only debt (my car), obsessively cleaned my entire apartment, painted my kitchen, installed a new kitchen floor, went to the park, got some sun and read a book. God, I’m bored. P.S. Comments are desperately solicited on the home improvement link. (Specific questions are bold.)
Things like Hunting for Bambi, the last few pages of a magazine (hell, any magazine front to back), earning $0.75 on a man’s $1.00, it’s enough to make me just give up – throw in the towel – say, “Screw it! It’s a man’s world, and I want a penis!” Pensively thinking of how it … More When I grow up, I want to be a man.
I have an idea for a spin-off of the book series “Encyclopedia Brown”. My first installment will be entitled Ex-cite-lopedia Brown and the Case of the Missing Phallus and the tag line will be, “He’s hot on the tail! That’s it. That’s all I have for now other than a skeleton of the plot. Candy’s … More Just for the hell of it.
Conversation exchanged over multiple emails with Anonymous Friend (“AF”) AF re: my June 30 entry below: Did you run over another homosexual? (Sorry, i had to ask, but it seemed a little inappropriate to post on the blog.) Me: Another one? I MUST have told you about the time I ran over my lesbian friend … More Dikes on Bikes or Lesbian Killers on Wheels
Four sounds I can guarantee you do NOT want to hear when you’re en route to sell your car after having been stuck in gay pride parade traffic: Sccrreeeeeeeeeeeach! Boom! Gasp! Crash!
I received a summons for jury duty. Oh, please God, let me get picked. I need that extra $40 per day. Please, please, please, please, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease. What is it about hot weather that makes men so sexually agressive? They’re animals at times. Oh, I forgot to mention: it’s h-o-t hot. Not that everyone in New … More 6.28.2003
Christian and I christened my Operation game and determined that, yes, it would make a good drinking game; however, it would be much, much better in the adult version. Rather than remove the “funny bone”, “broken heart” and “adam’s apple”, players would pump the patient’s stomach to prevent a drug overdose, extricate a broken needle, … More Doctor, Doctor! Gimme the Booze!
I tried that whole May/September romance thing once. Not on purpose. It wasn’t like I set out to date a younger guy than me or that the guy had nothing to offer other than taut skin and a fake ID. He was a really smart guy attending the University of Notre Dame and I agreed … More Demi Has a Limo Driver
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