One lunchtime trek garnered me these little tidbits: * I do not like carnations. At all. Au natural and especially dyed. * I like Gerber daisies and peonies and irises and lilies and most other flowers. * I do not like it when my change is given to me with the bills on bottom and … More May 22, 2003
Me quoting an article about him: “How is the ‘gregarious, warm-hearted, dynamic’ Jack this morning?” Jack: “What’s up with you? Did you get laid last night?” I guess even Jack doesn’t recognize himself in that article. So much for truth in journalism. She Wants Me, Right Now She Wants Me Mary Stuart Masterson was totally … More Jayson Blair is the Tip of the Iceberg
After walking about three out of our ulimately 10 miles behind several thousand people yesterday, I asked Keith, “So who’s in the lead and do they know where they’re going? Seriously, what if they can’t read a map?” That would have been interesting, forty-thousand people making a wrong turn.
Is it so wrong to take another call during phone sex?
Mom to toddler walking in the rain: “When we get home I’m gonna beat your ass so you better start walking right.” Aww, so sweet, it makes my mammary glands hurt. Look what my friend, Mr. Bob Barker, did as a favor to me so I’d have a gift for my mom on Mother’s Day. … More Mother’s Day Quote of the Day
Someone found me by searching this. Not once, but twice. Yes, I wear underwear, generally speaking, except when going to the chiropractor, gynecologist and skeet shooting.
So Bob and I covered many topics last night that will remain between us girls. However I will share with you the brilliant idea resulting from our discussion of Paquita’s exceptionally high libido and how I’m not that good at discouraging her –ahem– rubbing. (Hey, she doesn’t have much in life, let her have that.) … More Puppy Love
I do not exaggerate when I say it is horrifying to learn that you have been caught dancing — and I mean freak dancing complete with the white man’s overbite and finger snapping — in your underwear singing Stevie Wonder’s I Wish at the top of your lungs. I know this because after I had … More Horrifying
Gap Jeans make my ass look “Pa-Dunk-a-Dunk” according to the two African American men trailing closely behind me for two blocks. What exactly is “Pa-Dunk-a-Dunk” and is it a good thing? Please say “yes”. For the love of God and my future well-being please say “yes”! Just don’t tell me it means in urban speak, … More May 1, 2003
Watching the opening sequence to Mr. Personality makes me want to shove splinters under my nails. Quotes such as “This is a life long decision” and “I’m going to meet the love of my life” make me want to shove splinters into that chick’s urethra while I wear a creepy mask. Now that would be … More Oh, Puh-leeze!
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