I Held a Baby Lemur
June 29, 2012
My milk just came in. Getting a private tour of Sharkarosa Wildlife Ranch in Texas.
Category: Random
Erik Estrada is in Mortal Peril
April 11, 2011
During a little cocktail party prior to the TV Land Awards, a certain Mr. Erik Estrada had me swooning. The man I knew and loved as the star of CHiPs was as charming, good looking and fun loving as the 8-year-old me had hoped and dreamed. See evidence Exhibit A to the right: Erik and I gaze lovingly … More Erik Estrada is in Mortal Peril
Fine! Have it Your Way
August 3, 2010
I’ll Stick to Perrier. See if I care! — Water trough in front of Rawhide, a rough & tumble, leather & Levis gay bar on 14th Street in Chelsea.
New TSA Rule
December 27, 2009
Due to the failed bombing attempt of a Delta plan flying into Detroit, the TSA won’t let you stand, retrieve personal items, use the restroom, or even read a book for the last hour of flights now. That means on a 5 hour flight terrorists will have only 4 measly hours to work with. —Kambri … More New TSA Rule
Butterfly Kisses in My Hair
July 10, 2009
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Seven Years Ago
June 27, 2009
Seven years ago, I was hanging out with a “B” as in “boy” -illionaire till the wee hours of the morning. At one point he grabbed my hand and deliciously whispered into my ear, “Kambri, when you live in my world, you can do anything you want.” Indeed, in his world, you can. At the … More Seven Years Ago
The REAL Star of the Show
May 9, 2009
DSCN0501 Originally uploaded by kambricrews Heh. Heh. Heh.
Memories from My Old Country Home
January 10, 2009
I sent an old friend from Montgomery, TX my yearbooks from our 6th, 7th, and 8th grade years and she mailed me her senior year yearbook. I knew some of the students since I was seven years old. If we hadn’t moved to Ft. Worth before my 10th grade year, I would have graduated with … More Memories from My Old Country Home
I Wonder
January 3, 2009
If a deaf schizophrenic still hears voices. If anyone else kept the shoes they walked home in on 9/11. Or the shoes they walked in for Blackout of ’04. Why it took my passport only 1.5 weeks to arrive. Aren’t we in post-9/11? A white girl from TX isn’t scary as all git out?How I … More I Wonder
Sabbatical Update
December 18, 2008
Holiday cards are done. I’m still stuck answering Comix questions and taking care of press for upcoming comedians, but I hope that doesn’t continue. Laptop is being taken in tomorrow for general cleaning and repair. I was able to take care of lots of the glitches and annoyances once I devoted an hour or two … More Sabbatical Update
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