I listened to a particularly depressing This American Life podcast yesterday. I won’t ruin it for you or drag you down to my level (entirely), but it is about the last days of the election in Pennsylvania. Basically, racism is alive and well and it’s fu*king disgusting and bolstered by a mind-boggling level of ignorance … More On Race
And it does feel good. —Kambri Really, really good.
Who keeps Googling “Kambri Finnegan”?* Eew. As if. And I STILL get tons of Google hits for Molly Shannon’s nipple mishap yet I have STILL never heard or seen evidence of such a mishap. And “Christian Finnegan Weight Loss” remains #1 on the Google search hit bonanza for this site even though Christian wrote a … More Eeewww
I was tagged with a meme and, what the hell, I did it: 1. What were you doing 10 years ago? Suffering through a miserable banking job in Columbus, Ohio and doing liquor and tobacco marketing / promotions at night to keep me otherwise occupied. 2. What were you doing 1 year ago? Working on … More Meme Tag
So now that our wedding party is over, it’s the honeymoon right? So what do we do? Clean out all our closets and our underbed plastic storage bins. We’re reluctantly donating two big bins of books and happily ditching about six MORE bags of Christian’s clothes that no longer fit his svelte figure. I’m purging … More Honeymoon in Queens
I can’t stop laughing slash sweating slash snorting slash blushing when I look at this hilarious slash sexy slash embarrassing photo of me & Erik Estrada as my fiance’, comedian Christian Finnegan, sulks nearby: Video taken at the 2006 TV Land Awards right before we hit the red carpet: —Kambri
I’m sure by now everyone has heard about the woman who cut off her boyfriend’s penis. [Click here for the full story.] It was, however, found. So, the mystery of whose penis was found in the ketchup bottle remains unsolved. Rest assured, I’m on the case. —Kambri Obsessed with stories of penes.
So the Apprentices got a little heat from Dove for being to obvious about their not so subtle use of sex to sell some body wash. (For those of you who haven’t seen it — including myself until about 5 minutes ago — they featured the white, creamy body wash getting seductively rubbed all over … More I’m Doing it Right Now
There was another strong showing at Sob Stories last night. Don’t miss next month’s show called “Family Jewels” when comics relate tales of their horrible gene pools. Hmm…maybe I should book myself on the show. End Note A Swedish woman says she opened a bottle of ketchup to find a human penis inside. “It’s disgusting. … More 02.16.2005
Me: I’m off to the Denist, sorry. Jack: That’s okay, I’m just happy to hear you’re getting drilled. I spent much of today in the dentist chair. I sat patiently listening to soothing classical music and staring out the window at the beautiful top of St. Patrick’s Cathedral and daydreamed about my new apartment. Yes, … More Gospel of Jack 2:1
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