I’m no good at karaoke, but sometimes find myself wanting to participate. A friend got a certain evil glint in his eye when he suggested we go sometime — a look that suggested I would be the butt of private jokes for years to come. Well, sure I’ll go, but I’m singing in sign language. … More Epiphany!
I wish work were more like sports. There should be a referee watching all action and properly penalizing people when they foul a co-worker. Some examples: * Not replacing staples – 5% docked pay; * Not refilling the copier with paper – Mandatory overtime without pay; * Leaving the copier jammed – Forced conversation with … More Penalty Box
This photo below was taken from my office window about two minutes before I left work, it’s practically a white out! Rockefeller Center —Kambri Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!
My XX year high school reunion is approaching. This can’t be the case. I simply cannot be old enough to attend. After all, I am still extremely immature and make hhhhuuggee mistakes expecting to be forgiven due to my youth and inexperience. I just stirred my vanilla ice cream and syrup into chocolate soup fergodsake! … More Reunions
After watching a terrific comedy show “Sweet Paprika” at the Village Lantern Friday night (more on that some other time), I made my way home. It was nearing midnight, but I managed to catch the 1 Train as it pulled into the station. Sweet. I then transferred at Times Square to the N Train and … More Sliding Doors
Me: What should I do to make Christmas special. Something only he and I do together? Gina: Oh, I know, you could go to the neighbors and knock on their doors . . . Me:. . . and RUN! Yes! Gina: Noooo, sing Christmas carols. Me: Oh. Right. Of course. Christmas carols. —Kambri Grinchess in … More Holiday Spirit, Continued
I haven’t been wrought with cheer lately. With Thanksgiving looming, I’ve begun thinking about the holidays and how I can possibly enjoy myself. So I, lover of children and dancing phenom**, have gone and gotten myself a gig playing “Belle” from “Beauty and the Beast” at the Times Square Toys-R-Us. This could mean my end. … More Holiday Spirit
Jack did it again. He made someone so enraged they called him a “Mad Dog with AIDS”. Nice, huh? Later, the finally calmed down man emailed Jack with an “olive branch” with a link to a daily motivator. Little does this person know that sending Jack something like this only gives him more ammunition and … More Serene Respite
I get more spam that is about blocking spam than any other kind of spam. —Kambri Fried Spam with mustard is the best!
Last night, I defeated one Mr. F. Christian Finnegan in Trivial Pursuit. Think I’m awesome? Yeah? Well, it was Eighties Trivial Pursuit. Still not impressed? Then let me direct you to his resume. Mr. Featured Panelist on I Love the 80s was sent packing! Woo! —Kambri Gloating.
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