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I Can See Clearly Now…

I bought my first pair of reading glasses today, so now I can clearly read the words on my Last Will & Testament.  #old

Within a few hours…

I misplaced my readers.

Who wants my organs? Because I’m just gonna end this nonsense now. Ya know, my high school Anatomy & Physiology teacher Mr. Terrell used to yell at me:

“Live fast, die young & leave a good-looking corpse, Crews! You’re going to hell in a hand basket!”

So, yeah, Mr. Terrell was right. AND I’M GOING WITHOUT ANY *&*#@$ READERS!

*Update: Found them and then bent one arm. This is gonna take some getting used to!