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Ten things you didn’t know about me:

1. I read magazines back to front.

2. Most of my immediate family are deaf.

3. I got whipped with a leather belt for (a) saying I hated someone; (b) pouting at losing Wahoo; and (c) laughing at my brother for getting whipped with a leather belt.

4. I’m fixated on sudden death, dismemberment, serial killers, forensic photos/files/cases, horror films and

5. I don’t watch nature shows any more because they make me sob uncontrollably.

6. I lived in a tin shed, then a trailer, then a tin shed again after the trailer got repossessed.

7. I stole a girl’s purse.

8. I drink almost two gallons of water a day.

9. I started working as a busboy at a yacht club at the age of 13.

10. I curse like a drunken sailor.