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>Save the date:

>Join me and Ballyhoo Promotions this Tuesday, March 16th when the casting folks at NBC will be putting on a show at the Marquee, a venue “reminiscent of the old-time burlesque houses which used to line the Bowery.”

356 Bowery between Great Jones and E. 4th St.

Meanwhile, I’m trying not to eat myself because I just slathered my skin in this stuff. . . I smell like a birthday cake, a rich, creamy, sugary, sweet, melt-in-your-mouth, birthday cake. It’s way overpriced for the quantity and quality, but I would pay anything they charged to forever smell the way I do right now.

I just licked myself, and was sorely disappointed. I guess it’s chicken and aparagus for dinner instead.