>Or so I said in my Letter to the Editor of New York magazine. Turn to page 96 of the November 28, 2005, edition to get a glimpse of Shalom’s ridiculous attempts to sound really deep and caring about the environment while blowing a couple grand of cold hard cash. Postman swipe your only copy? … More >Shalom Harlow is a Pretentious A-Hole
>Christian tucked me into bed and as he walked out of the room said, “What crazy lives we lead. You left my television taping to go meet an acclaimed author at a private party where you ran into your friend who created the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.” He’s right, but it’s so much weirder … More >Another “Only in New York” Story for Cindy Adams
>Because as of this very minute, my goal was to make my dad most popular deaf inmate in the history of attempted murderers in Cell Block 9 of the Estelle Unit of the Huntsville Texas State Penitentiary by getting him a personalized autographed photo of the cover of the 2006 Penthouse Pet of the Year … More >I am a Rousing Success
>My new scanner is getting some hot action. I’ve scanned in Christian’s Redbook blurb, his mention in Cindy Adams’ column and his Endquote in Page Six. Tomorrow is the Penthouse party. I scoured the net for some images from parties past to see what attire would be best. I concluded that anything goes, from a … More
>Third time is hopefully the charm when it comes to me and scanners. I use them so frequently for news clippings that I really need one. I think. Maybe there’s some sort of service that is as convenient as having my own scanner, but I don’t know it. I also have grand plans to scan … More >New Scanner
>Get it here. —Kambri
>Okay, maybe not blind but we just caught our THIRD mouse. He slept in his trap all night because Christian didn’t want to take him out at 4:00 in the morning. —KambriThree? That’s a problem.
>I went to see Rope on stage last night for free, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire at the movie theater today and Against the Ropes on my television this evening. I thoroughly enjoyed the acting in Rope but I gotta say the story was just eh. It was especially disappointing after reading this … More >Three Venues
>I made a couple of hundred bucks, ate like a Queen (Bobby Flay’s Mesa is mmm mmm good) and had an absolute blast in Vegas. One highlight was beating this young, cocky dude at two separate hands of Texas Hold ‘Em. Both times he didn’t believe I had anything. Both times he was wrong. Both … More
>Best day ever! I haven’t even left for Vegas yet and I just scored the biggest payola. Mama’s gettin’ a brand new bag. But I am Vegas-bound shortly and have my pink sequin pants packed and ready to rock! Maybelline, Paquita and Larry Bird (aw, no pic of my parakeet?!) are in the trusty hands … More >Viva, Las Vegas
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