I’m sure by now everyone has heard about the woman who cut off her boyfriend’s penis. [Click here for the full story.] It was, however, found. So, the mystery of whose penis was found in the ketchup bottle remains unsolved. Rest assured, I’m on the case. —Kambri Obsessed with stories of penes.
So the Apprentices got a little heat from Dove for being to obvious about their not so subtle use of sex to sell some body wash. (For those of you who haven’t seen it — including myself until about 5 minutes ago — they featured the white, creamy body wash getting seductively rubbed all over … More I’m Doing it Right Now
The nice guys at collegehumor.com posted this interview with my client/boyfriend, Christian Finnegan by Streeter Seidell. Read it here. —Kambri
There was another strong showing at Sob Stories last night. Don’t miss next month’s show called “Family Jewels” when comics relate tales of their horrible gene pools. Hmm…maybe I should book myself on the show. End Note A Swedish woman says she opened a bottle of ketchup to find a human penis inside. “It’s disgusting. … More 02.16.2005
Valentine’s Schmalentines! Sob Stories revels in the muck of love: broken hearts, creepy one-night stands, hookups and breakups. These comics have been around the block, and are here to kiss and tell! Join host Christian Finnegan and featured guests Jonathan Ames (author, Wake Up, Sir!), Andy Selsberg (The Onion), Rena Zager (NBC’s Late Friday) & … More Plugs and Stuff
My pal Mike Wolf passed away very suddenly last night. My heart goes out to his family and dear friends for the loss of such an amazingly enthusiastic, passionate, fun and funny man. I simply am too shocked to really come up with a fun story about a few of the good times we had … More Mike Wolf & Father Jack
The apartment is coming together, movers arrive Saturday and big news is breaking with Jest. No time to write about it, meanwhile, enjoy free tickets to a really neat show… You and a guest are invited to see: LAZER VAUDEVILLE at the John Houseman Theater 450 W. 42nd Street btwn 9th & 10th Ave. The … More Free Ticket Offer
It was pretty obvious to me that this whole living together hasn’t sunk in yet when I typed yesterday’s entry. I didn’t even notice that I hadn’t included him till I looked at my site later. “Oops, I should add ‘Christian and’ in the beginning of that sentence.” Correction made, changes uploaded. Hours later I … More Whine-o
Christian and I will see this every night. —Kambri Isn’t it lovely?
Catch Ophira Eisenberg on Comedy Central this Friday when her Premium Blend episode premieres at 10:00 PM EST. This press release about the 1-800-Flowers campaign and Thoughtless Male Survival Guide just hit the wires. Life Inside My New Apartment Much time is spent daydreaming and discussing what colors, furniture, rugs, curtains to keep, get rid … More Life Outside of My New Apartment
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