>News flash, Ashlee Simpson isn’t really talented. In case you weren’t sure, here’s the proof. Too bad SNL doesn’t pre-record all those shitty skits and lip synch some remotely funny lines and leave the “live” part to singers who can actually sing. Friday Night Lights …was NOT set in 1988 Texas. Simply look at the … More >Saturday Night Live Synched.
>I got the best, sparkliest costume jewelry and a red velvet skirt and pomegranite vodka martinis with red candied rims and white wine and I saw Patricia Field and a man dressed like the lead from Hairspray and lots of other ridiculous looking people wearing really ridiculous clothes. I’ve never had so many random people … More >What a blast!
>You’ve won a vagina MTV Latin Grammy Video Music Award! What are you going to do with it? —Kambri Throw it away!
>I’m going to the celebration of the grand opening of the newest H&M store hosted by Phillip Bloch, Patricia Field (Sex & the City stylist) & Robert Verdi (Surprise by Design and E!’s new host of Fashion Police). The invite says, “Enjoy cocktails and hors d’oeuvres while previewing looks created by our co-hosts.” Plus we … More >Fashion Victim.
>I was prepared to trash the new reality show Biggest Loser, but how can I when the every lovely and talented Kelly is there! Click here for her official website. Actually, I’m gonna critique it anyway. To give these contestants the opportunity to kick it into gear and get into shape is awesome. My adoration … More >Reality Bites (a Danish)
>So I finally watched the Aileen Wuornos documentary. Wow. I’m not sure which is more disturbing: — Steve Glazer is allowed to practice law. — The Floridians featured will potentially decide our next president. — It’s wrong to shoot a man who had been convicted of raping other women before he raped you anally, vaginally … More
>I am not getting married and am not giving birth any time soon, but my MOM is coming to visit! Longtime readers can attest that this is a rare, nay, a once in a lifetime occurance. Mark your calendars, people…this will be a week to live in infamy. On our agenda will include a walking … More >Guess what?
>Check out the latest Ballyhoo Newsletter. —Kambri
The meatloaf was scrumptious! See: —Kambri MMMMmmmm! Damn good!
>Guys, have you ever royally screwed up in a relationship? Called her by the wrong name, told her she actually DOES look fat in those jeans? Girls, did your guy forget your birthday? Buy you a table saw for Valentine’s Day? Send me your examples or comment below for a currently in-production humor piece — … More >Submissions Request
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