Kambri Crews

>Men, I’m on to your little racket. I know you’re not being chivalrous when you let women exit the elevator first. You’re just getting a free gander at their ass. Um, what else? I have the biggest butterflies in my stomach for Christian’s show tomorrow night. All 330 tickets have been accounted for since last … More >Random Entry

>FRIDAY, AUGUST 6TH Sweet Paprika at The Village Lantern 167 Bleecker St @Sullivan 8:30pm – $5.00 Join hosts Allison Castillo (Winner of ECNY’s Best Female Comedian award) & Ophira Eisenberg (PSNBC, Best Week Ever) as they host featured comics: Lizz Winstead (creator of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart), Rena Zager (NBC’s Late Friday), Von … More >Cheeeeeap Comedy Night

>Complimentary tickets are available to SQUEEZE BOX — written and performed by Ann Randolph, directed by Alan Bailey and produced by Anne Bancroft. The following performances are available: Tuesday, August 3 – 8 pm Wednesday, August 4 – 8 pm Please RSVP to me by Tuesday, August 3 at 11:00 AM. SQUEEZE BOX is a … More >Free tickets to Squeeze Box

>Go see Ophira Eisenberg in her highlyacclaimed one-woman show HINDSIGHT! SPANK! The Upright Citizens Brigade Theater 307 W. 26th St. 9:30 PM – $5 Call 212-366-9176 for reservations or click here. Visit http://www.ballyhoopromotions.net for updates and other events. —Kambri Look at her client page: http://www.ballyhoopromotions.net/ophiraeisenberg.htm

>Here are some old posts of my favorite “Jack” moments.  For those who don’t know “Jack” is a pseudonym for a man I see nearly daily in my office.  Although he is aware that I relay his quips online, I will not divulge his true identity. In no particular order: Today is my first day in the office since last … More >The Best of the Gospel of Jack

>I don’t care how rich I get, nothing, absolutely nothing, could make me buy these.  Are they spun with gold? Are they produced with the blood of an orphan baby?  No.  They’re made with 98& polyamride and 2% elastane.  What the fu*k is polyamride anyway?  Whatever it is, it’s made by Dupont.  No thanks Alice … More >A Fool & Their Money Are Soon Parted.

>I did a little “guest blogging” on Christian’s site regarding yesterday’s entry. Nothing like typing on a comedian’s site to make you feel like (a) you have to be funny, and (b) you are not funny at all. —Kambri Seriously, I can be funny. Seriously, I’m not kidding.