How can you tell if moth balls smell fresh? Why, you just lift his little legs and sniff! So, I went to Marietta’s blog today and saw a link to this article and got this advertisement: Just for that, I’m eating an extra bowl of New York Super Fudge Chunk with the strawberries I’ve been … More Here’s a Question For Ya…
>Christian wrote an entry about me in honor of my birthday. It’s the first time anyone has really written about me in a personal way as opposed to in a review or party announcement or press release and I liked it. He was really very sweet to have complimented me on my personal anthem choice … More >Happy Birthday To Me!
>What does a deaf paranoid schizophrenic complain about? Since he can’t hear them, all those voices in his head must be talking about him. —Kambri Eh, I’ll leave the comedy to Christian.
I forgot to send my imprisoned dad a card this year, and I feel kind of bad about it. But, in my defense, they don’t really make cards that say, “I love you. That doesn’t mean I’m going to impersonate an attorney while illegally taping phone conversations in an effort to gather evidence for your … More “One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters.” — English Proverb
>I wasn’t so good with the six shooter — I didn’t miss, but I wasn’t dead center, either — but my aim with a semi-automatic was even better than last year. I managed to empty my entire second cartridge inside the center circle. There’s nothing like the powerful pop of gun to make my testosterone … More >Freeze, Buster!
>This Thursday I’ll be back at the firing range and shooting for another perfect score. Has it really been a year since these photos were taken? I’m so much cooler now, though. I’m going to wear jeans and shoot an uzi. I chickened out last year because I had imbibed a few glasses of wine. … More >Ready, Aim, Fire!
>I received three more inquiries from potential clients for Ballyhoo Promotions. I’m busier than a cat covering crap on a tile floor! —Kambri And I wouldn’t have it any other way!
>How did that tortois (see below) know to come ashore to lay eggs? Or to dig and bury them? And when those little eggs hatch, how do the babies know where to go from there? Or know to wait till night fall before making their trek to avoid predators? I suppose it’s the same way … More >Animal instinct fascinates me.
>Page Six wrote about it, Ted Casablanca of E! called it an “over-the-top lesbian kink-farce,” and now you can see it at NewFestival. Mango Kiss, directed by Sascha Rice, is a feature film about Lou whose world turns upside-down when she falls in love with her best friend Sassafras. Comedy ensues when these wholesome girls … More >Stalk me here:
>Now, I know 3-1/2 inches doesn’t sound big, but I’m not talking penis-size here, people. I’m talking spider-size. Men, forget those enlargement pills. Somehow turn your man-meat into an eight legged furry arachnoid and suddenly you’ve got something guaranteed to make any female shudder. Quietly lounging beachside under a canopy, sipping a virgin strawberry daquiri, … More >Arachnaphobia
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