>Ballyhoo Promotions Online Store
June 10, 2004
>If you care to own your very own Ballyhoo Promotions product, you can buy it here. —Kambri CafePress = Addicting!
>I’m exhausted!
June 10, 2004
>I won’t waste your time talking about the flight from Puerto Rico filled with everything stereotypical. Instead, I’ll just say that I had a wonderfully relaxing and fun-filled trip. Our purpose for traveling to Anguilla, as opposed to any other location, was for a friend’s wedding. I also won’t bore you with the simply exquisite … More >I’m exhausted!
Paquita the Muse
June 9, 2004
More on the beloved Paquita who is in the loving arms of my friend Keith as I type this from Anguilla: She inspired Christian to write a joke which has been transformed into a cartoon on Comedy Central’s new show Shorties Watching Shorties. Although the dog they drew looks nothing like Paquita, I must say … More Paquita the Muse
>Have You Seen Page Six?
June 7, 2004
>A blurb was published in Page Six today about the upcoming screening of Mango Kiss. Why is this so important, you ask? Well, because they are a client of my company Ballyhoo Promotions. You can see this “over-the-top lesbian kink-farce” this Friday and Saturday. Show times and other details are here. —Kambri I’m in Anguilla, … More >Have You Seen Page Six?
>Review of Sorts
June 3, 2004
>I received a nice bit of feedback from someone who attended Sob Stories Tuesday night. “I received your promo for Sob Stories and as a treat . . . took a friend . . .What a treat! So glad you have me on your mailing list. ” — Sophia D. —Kambri “A thrill a minute!” … More >Review of Sorts
Paquita Borgito Borgato Chorizo Jimenez
June 2, 2004
Look who made her debut in The Onion. Why, yes, that is my sweet Paquita. OOOOOOHHHHHHH I just want to squeeeeeeeeeze her! Last night’s show was great. A rainy day after a major U.S. holiday couldn’t keep the crowd away. It was a packed house and great night of Sob Stories. Next month’s theme is … More Paquita Borgito Borgato Chorizo Jimenez
>Stalk me, here:
June 1, 2004
>TONIGHT! Sob Stories with host Christian Finnegan The Marquee 356 Bowery (btwn Great Jones & E. 4th St) 8:00 PM $5.00 – NO drink minimum! This month’s theme: Their Painful Adolescence Join host Christian Finnegan and featured guests Colin Quinn (Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn), Ed Helms (The Daily Show with Jon Stewart), Tom Shillue … More >Stalk me, here:
>Ambition or Desperation?
June 1, 2004
>Am I really ambitious or just propelled by a desperate attempt to never have days like today? Schlepping dirty panties in the rain to the laundromat past packs of hoodlums, loose garbage and graffiti seemed to be motivation enough. Did I need to then be faced with 10 dryers marked “out of order” with the … More >Ambition or Desperation?
>Shocking News — Men Cheat
May 30, 2004
>HOW I LURED SIX CHEATING HUBBIES INTO MY WEB TRAP by Heather Gilmore appeared in today’s NY Post. She placed an ad on Craig’s List looking for a discreet affair. She says she got 320 total responses and “The first reply to my post came in 22 seconds. Within a half-hour, I had 80 cheats … More >Shocking News — Men Cheat
>Stereotypes abound in our world.
May 28, 2004
>That’s just the way it is. Even though I’m blonde (some days more than others), I never really feel like I’m battling the dumb blonde cliche. I may act goofy and joke at my own expense, but I’m relatively well spoken, accomplished and a quick thinker (if I do say so myself). Annnnywayyyy, my point … More >Stereotypes abound in our world.
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