>One Night in Paris

>In a recent news article about Paris Hilton’s infamous sex tape being released on video, Paris was described as follows: Best known for starring on the Fox television reality hit “The Simple Life”. . . No she’s not. She’s best known for the sex tape. —KambriJust keeping it real.

>To Do List

>Tonight – PR party at Carnegie Club.Tomorrow – FDNY Humanitarian Awards Dinner.Thursday – Write my life story in 3000 words or less.Friday – VH1 Best Week Ever wrap party. —KambriLooks like I’m back in the swing of things, just with dark, flaky skin.

We’re Baaaaack!

I enjoyed my days poolside so much that my feathers were ruffled nary a bit when three of the most obnoxious sounds happened in unison: a motorcycle so loud it set off a car alarm precisely at the moment a baby screamed at being placed in the pool. I remained completely zen-like. I sipped my … More We’re Baaaaack!

>This is the Life!

>A balcony, lovely views, a personal concierge catering to our every whim, food, drinks, anything and everything all for free. I could get used to this. We have done so very little each day that I haven’t worn any of the clothes I brought. I’ve only worn a bathing suit and the dresses I wore … More >This is the Life!

>On the Cusp

>Once I get projects rolling and have amazing meetings such as last night (I have a secret!), I feel like I’m on the cusp of something big. The anticipation is palpable. But even when I score, after all is said and done, I’m always looking forward to the future as though I’ll never score again. … More >On the Cusp

>Save the Date

>I am so very glad I went out to drink with Jack tonight and not just because of the dirty joke I heard. I wish I could tell you about the evening without jeopardizing opportunity. Instead, I’ll just tell you of something else: Ballyhoo Promotions is proud to be the producer for a fundraiser benefiting … More >Save the Date

>I Am So Brave to Poop on Myself

>During a preview for a Dateline item about conjoined infant twins, the voice over guy said, “…two brave baby girls…” Can one-year-olds, no matter what their predicament, be “brave”? I think the words “brave”, “miracle” and “hero” are vastly over- and mis-used. —KambriI’m so brave I don’t even wipe!