Jack happened to walk up behind me just as I was holding my hands out trying to get a visual measurement of what is approximately two feet. Noticing my actions he quipped, “That’s me before Viagra.” —Kambri Hoo-hah!
After Jack made a lewd comment about a slightly chubby woman wearing an awkwardly small skirt in a voice loud enough she could hear, I asked Jack, “Have you ever been punched?” His reply? “Yeah. Once. In a boxing match.” —Kambri He’s quick that Jack. Just ask his wife.
I’m no good at karaoke, but sometimes find myself wanting to participate. A friend got a certain evil glint in his eye when he suggested we go sometime — a look that suggested I would be the butt of private jokes for years to come. Well, sure I’ll go, but I’m singing in sign language. … More Epiphany!
We’re still celebrating. Look, we’re under a horseshoe. This should bode well, yes? How does that lucky charm work? I don’t think it follows the people, after all I got drug by a cab a few hours after this photo was taken. I digress. So tonight you should join us for Sweet Paprika at the … More Happy Second Day of the New Year!
We had a great dinner at Mexican Radio — a bit overpriced, but “that’s SoHo for you” — then an even better time at a party in a very lovely Midtown apartment. I didn’t have to worry about a hangover, but even at this age, I still always worry about all the stupid things I … More Happy New Year’s Day!
Yesterday I received the first note from my incarcerated father since last May. He’s been busy, I guess. It was a Hallmark Christmas card. The front read, “God made all the nights and days and all the world to sing His praise.” The inside read, “The very sweetest song on earth once brought the news … More Holiday Greetings
I wish work were more like sports. There should be a referee watching all action and properly penalizing people when they foul a co-worker. Some examples: * Not replacing staples – 5% docked pay; * Not refilling the copier with paper – Mandatory overtime without pay; * Leaving the copier jammed – Forced conversation with … More Penalty Box
Watch Christian as an investigative reporter on Smoking Gun TV premiering this Wednesday at 8:30 PM on Court TV as he uncovers the truth behind the Girls Gone Wild litigation. Encore performances are Friday and Sunday nights, so check your local listings. Since you’ll need cable television, go out and get you some and bring … More Things to Do and See
Since I’ve been working on a re-design of my website (as I hinted at during my funk the last two months), I’ve been too busy to write anything interesting. Instead I’ll just bullet point some things: (1) The 4: Your Consideration Art Series event was well-attended considering the time of year. We had about the … More Weekend Update
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not obsessed with this show, Average Joe, but I am ticked off. Apparently Mr. Average Joe was hiding a million dollar secret. The chick is now positively giddy. She hasn’t stop talking about it. News flash: If the “average” guy is a self-made millionaire, he ain’t average. Viewers got the … More Above Average Joe!
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