>* Christian<\/a> <\/strong>nearly got killed by a Marine while headlining at the Stardome<\/a> in Alabama. Read his account<\/a>.

* Maybelline is, in fact, a Maybelline! Yay! My confidence is bolstered. Indeed I do<\/em> know what testicles are be they the rabbit variety or not, and I did not, in fact, see any on her just as I suspected. I should never have listened to the naysayers. She gets spayed a week from Wednesday in a very quick out-patient procedure. She is in excellent health and is now running in circles on the living room shag.<\/p>\n

* My ringworm is dissipating rapidly. My doctor never called so I applied Burt’s Bees Res-Q Ointment<\/a> a few times and it practically vanished overnight!<\/p>\n

—Kambri<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

>* Christian nearly got killed by a Marine while headlining at the Stardome in Alabama. Read his account.* Maybelline is, in fact, a Maybelline! Yay! My confidence is bolstered. Indeed I do know what testicles are be they the rabbit variety or not, and I did not, in fact, see any on her just as I suspected. I should never have listened to the naysayers. She gets spayed a week from Wednesday in a very quick out-patient procedure. She is in excellent health and is now running in circles on the living room shag. * My ringworm is dissipating rapidly. My doctor never called so I applied Burt’s Bees Res-Q Ointment a few times and it practically vanished overnight! —Kambri<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kambricrews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1027"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kambricrews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kambricrews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kambricrews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kambricrews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1027"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kambricrews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1027\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kambricrews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1027"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kambricrews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1027"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kambricrews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1027"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}