>Men, I’m on to your little racket. I know you’re not being chivalrous when you let women exit the elevator first. You’re just getting a free gander at their ass.<\/p>\n

Um, what else? I have the biggest butterflies in my stomach for Christian’s show tomorrow night. All 330 tickets have been accounted for since last week, sorry folks. Guess you’ll have to wait for his HBO special.<\/p>\n

Bed bugs be damned. I’m getting a new bed delivered tomorrow. Woo! If you want see where I’ll be spending the vast majority of the next 5 to 10 years, click here<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Here is the new Ballyhoo Promotions Newsletter<\/a> I created. Pretty nice looking, I think. There’s lots more events, but I’m too swamped to enter them now. Check back later and refresh if you’re interested.<\/p>\n

—Kambri<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

>Men, I’m on to your little racket. I know you’re not being chivalrous when you let women exit the elevator first. You’re just getting a free gander at their ass. Um, what else? I have the biggest butterflies in my stomach for Christian’s show tomorrow night. All 330 tickets have been accounted for since last week, sorry folks. Guess you’ll have to wait for his HBO special. Bed bugs be damned. I’m getting a new bed delivered tomorrow. Woo! If you want see where I’ll be spending the vast majority of the next 5 to 10 years, click here. Here is the new Ballyhoo Promotions Newsletter I created. Pretty nice looking, I think. There’s lots more events, but I’m too swamped to enter them now. Check back later and refresh if you’re interested. —Kambri<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kambricrews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/719"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kambricrews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kambricrews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kambricrews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kambricrews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=719"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kambricrews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/719\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kambricrews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=719"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kambricrews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=719"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kambricrews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=719"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}