Kambri<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"> I slept so restlessly all night worrying that I would oversleep. ARGH, the irony! The Today Show segment went off without a hitch. In fact, it was the Best Segment Ever! (Sorry.) Matt Lauer was the segment host this time as Katie is on vacation. A joke I co-wrote made it on the air, too! One piece was about celebrities naming their babies weird names like Apple (Gwyneth Paltrow), Inspektor Pilot (Jason Lee), Poem (Punky Brewster), etc. My co-written joke was “Jerry Seinfeld just named his boy ‘Shephard‘ which in Hebrew means, ‘Please give me a wedgie’.” From left to right: Matt Lauer, Christian Finnegan, Chuck Nice & Sherrod Small —Kambri<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kambricrews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/975"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kambricrews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kambricrews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kambricrews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kambricrews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=975"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kambricrews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/975\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kambricrews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=975"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kambricrews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=975"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kambricrews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=975"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}