This morning I had quite possibly the worst shower in the History of Showers, Part One. I can’t even fathom how water is capable of running through pipes so icy cold then so boiling hot then back again within a span of a second. I wish I were exaggerating. I stood there with conditioner dripping into my eyes waiting for the opportunity to leap into the stream and rinse. Bugger. On the brighter side, at least I didn’t have to walk to work. Brrrr!
Take This Job and Shove It!
Ben, a co-worker and former Texan, announced he will be resigning and going on a trek around the world. He asked me for my notes on spontaneity. With such a subtle sense of humor and good ol’ Texas charm, I think he’ll find his share of adventure and maybe a Russian bride or two. Good luck—I’m so jealous!
Favorite Conversation Today
Me to Pamela: I love your haircut.
Male Co-Worker: Thank you!
Me to Male Co-Worker: Not you! Pamela.
Pamela: You like it layered?
Male Co-Worker: I like to get layered all the time.