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10/27/2003

I have very important and shocking news for you:

Spam is out of control! Apparently the mass majority of the human race is in dire need of Vicodin and penis enlargement. Why do so many men need this and why would they trust a spam email as their #1 source of information rather than, say, Google?

And just why are there NO emails for clit enlargement? Does no one want a bigger clit?

Maddening. Just like Daylight Savings Time’s TV Guide.