Above Average Joe!

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not obsessed with this show, Average Joe, but I am ticked off. Apparently Mr. Average Joe was hiding a million dollar secret. The chick is now positively giddy. She hasn’t stop talking about it. News flash: If the “average” guy is a self-made millionaire, he ain’t average. Viewers got the shaft. $42,228 is the U.S. median household income!

Do as I say!
Go see Bad Santa.

—Kambri
Do it!