>In re: the birth of his daughter, “To be in the delivery room when little Sam arrived just blew my mind out of my head! It’s pretty interesting, Sam was born on 3/9 and I was born on 9/3. She was born at 10:57 pm and I was born at 10:58. We’ve definitely got a connection.
“Yeah, Charlie, it’s called DNA. Seriously, congratulations, but I think in your euphoria, you made something more interesting than it is . . . your fatherly version of a stoned revelation. The high will come down soon and it will just be about wiping fecal matter off a whiny mound of flesh.
Sick and, obviously, cranky.