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Congratulations! It’s a Boy!

Today, at 12:14 PM EST, my new baby boy was delivered. Weighing in at 45 lbs. 9 oz. (So it wasn’t water weight, after all!), Steven, named after his father, was welcomed with open arms into my world. Yes, I am the proud mother of a brand, spankin’ new, top-of-the-line Dell. Steven and I are doing fine. In lieu of flowers, please send cash. Lots and lots of cash.

Movin’ on Up! To the East Side!
I’ve gotten my new apartment painted and cleaned and ready for the delivery of my furniture. Three hunky, brawny men will be ringing my bell at 11:00 AM tomorrow and get paid a lot of my money to move nine pieces of furniture about half a block. (Note to self: Obtain several beefy male friends in time for next move.)

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