>Gawker Stalked!

>Christian was Gawker stalked. Here is the entry:

Sunday afternoon at Our Name is Mudd on Greenwich Ave. I spotted Christian Finnegan and his very very thin girlfriend. At least I wasn’t the only loser painting pottery on a holiday weekend.

I object to being called “very, very thin”. I’m not overweight but this makes me sound anorexic. I’m a size 8 fergodsake. Is that really “very, very thin”? But what really irks me is the “loser” comment. It was a gloomy Sunday afternoon! We shopped at the Apple store, Hable Construction, painted pottery, watched “Garden State”, had dinner at P.J. Clarke’s, went home and screwed. That’s a pretty great day if you ask me. I wonder what they did?

—Kambri

Loser.