Gospel of Jack 2:1

Me: I’m off to the Denist, sorry.

Jack: That’s okay, I’m just happy to hear you’re getting drilled.

I spent much of today in the dentist chair. I sat patiently listening to soothing classical music and staring out the window at the beautiful top of St. Patrick’s Cathedral and daydreamed about my new apartment.

Yes, I was drilled with a view of St. Pat’s. I love this place.

—Kambri
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